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This week is a story submitted by an anonymous user.
“One time sophomore year, me and my 3 college roommates decided to go out on a random Tuesday night. We thought it would be a pretty chill night considering it was just a Tuesday, but man were we wrong.
About 10 minutes into being at the bar, this random local came up to us and offered to buy us shots. Of course we accepted this offer and before we knew it, we were 10 rounds deep in less than 40 minutes. We started trying to walk to the next bar but we were so F*** up that we couldn’t even see straight.
My roommate was so drunk that he started climbing on a tree outside of the bar and calling himself Tarzan. He climbed about 10 feet up and attempted to swing from one branch and grab onto another. He completely missed and feel 10 feet from the tree and completely snapped his leg in half. He immediately sobered up and started screaming in agony, but we were all so drunk that we thought he was joking so we started laughing at him.
But then my other friend finally noticed what had happened to his leg and was so grossed out that he fainted and fell directly on our friend’s broken leg. My friend with the broken leg started screaming bloody mary at this point so we finally realized what had happened. But at this point some nearby police officers had overheard us. They saw what happened and rushed my friend with the broken leg and my friend who had fainted to the hospital, but regardless of the injuries, they ended up giving us all public intoxication tickets.” -Anonymous